As Thick As Thieves

When you ended your relationship with Lana Roy you thought that’d be the last time you’d see her. You didn’t exactly end on the best of terms. Hell, you still have some of her belongings at your place. Today, Lana is coming back for what’s hers. She’s broken into your place and placed a tannerite charge on your safe to blow that bitch open and retrieve her gold earrings. Okay, now you gotta step in. But lookout, she’s got a gun. Lana wants to steal one more thing from you - the contents of your balls. Let this thicc thief rob and fuck you blind. There may be no honor amongst thieves, but there’s definitely raw passion.