Merry XXX-Mas!!!

It's that time of year fuckos!!! The time to spend the holidays with your loved ones... exchange petty excuses for gifts... and devour as much food as is humanly possible... that's right my minions... IT'S X-MAS!! What better present for me to give to all of you than this episode right here! Kelly was found walking to a gift wrap party... yeah.. that's what I was thinking.. people have those??? anyways...after convincing her to take a ride with us instead of suffering the elements of Miami.... it was a wrap! Gift wrap even!! HAHA.... Preston's corn husking ass was so happy about the holidays that he decorated the van.. I swear.. if it wasn't for the way he decimates ass... I'd have gotten rid of him a LONG TIME AGO... and Preston.. if you're reading this... CONGRATS ON FINALLY JOINING THE LITERATE WORLD!!!! This is done in classic Bang Bus fashion... good times I tell yeah... be safe everyone and try not to drink too much before driving...wind up like Punchy does on weekends and shit.... THE DIRTY ONE!!!