Pron Stars: A XXX Parody!

Christian XXX and his shit-for-brains assistant, Chumlee are "Pron Stars", buying and selling everything from assorted sex toys to washed-up groupie whores! Riley Jensen is the latest customer looking to rid herself of her nutty collection of dildos, vibrators, plugs and other unholy shit I can't even name! Proving her toys are still in working condition, this tattooed vixen immediately strips down and performs a kinky Show and Tell with each toy, fucking her twat with a hooked dildo, then blasting her clit with 5000 maddening rpms until Christian almost pops his weasel. "Fucking sold!" Then, stumbles in a skeezy Kid Rock looking to cash in on one of his ex-groupie sluts, Kayla Carrera. Christian low-balls his dumbass and claims his bitch. After sending Kid's mangy ass on his way, Christian smacks his lips tastefully as he drinks up Kayla's smoking-hot body. He whips out his pecker and she's down on her knees slobbing his knob faster than you can say bawitdaba da-bang-however the fuck it goes. Then, Christian monster-truck fucks Kayla right on the floor, pounding that juicy twat like, well, a pron star!