Vikings A XXX Parody

Your brother Ragnar ain't the sharpest axe in the shed, is he Rollo? You've been hitting on Lagertha for years, yet Ragnar seems to be totally unaware. The ungrateful bastard takes her for granted and he cheats on her on a regular basis. Lagertha is now out for revenge, and your dick is an excellent instrument with which to carry it out. This blonde Viking vixen has had a rough couple of weeks, so show her that there are still things to smile about. So forget about pillaging the local villages for one second, you damn savage, and instead, go to town on Lagertha's tight little pussy. If anyone finds out about this, there's no way in hell that you'll make it to Valhalla, so you might as well make the most of it.