Wonder Woman: Nubia A XXX Parody

You got word that a stash of gold has been hidden in a loft in the center of the city. According to your intel, the facility is largely unguarded, so that gold is as good as yours. As you're searching for the goods, you hear a commotion and your accomplice is suddenly hurled across the room. It's at this point, that you realize you're totally fucked. Before you know it, Nubia has you wrapped in her lasso of truth. You tell her everything and more and she tells you that you'll be turned over to the police. You can't fight your way out of this one, but you might be able to fuck your way out.